yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...