The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...