Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...