What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!