Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...