Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...