20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...