To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.