Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...