General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...