stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...