Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...