Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...