A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”