A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...