Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...