Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...