So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...