CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
I didn’t get any money this time
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You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.