The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...