The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...