Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...