Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...