Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes