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“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
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State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
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The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
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After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
How do you drownd a blonde?
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Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...