More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...