One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...