Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...