Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...