Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...