I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...