Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....