Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!