Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.