Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...