What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...