Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...