The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...