Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...