What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...