How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...