I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...