Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...