USENET Parody
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The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
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Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
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Politically Correct LEXICON
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A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...