Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...