You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!