A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp