The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...