Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...