Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!