Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...